50 days + 10 days of extra “air time” = 60 days of unchanged Peeps. You read that equation correctly- my artificially colored marshmallow treats have either discovered the paralyzing wonders of Botox or the ridiculously high sugar content simply will not allow them to perish. Since I haven’t noticed any unauthorized charges on my American Express card lately, I have to assume its the later.
In order to conclude my extensive oberservation appropriately I opened a fresh box of new Peeps. I started with a slight squeeze of the newbies- completely maleable. Then a bite- a slight crunch from the yellow sugary crust gives-way to the tacky super sweet insides. Next up, the “outsiders” the free range Peeps which have lived on my kitchen counter for the past few months. Tough, stiff, crunchy? Nope. In fact, the only notable difference was a slight lessening in the sugary sweetness.
I realize that “sweetness” is not a very strong adjective, but when an object is made of nothing but sugar in various forms I lack the vocabulary to describe the taste as anything other than just that, sweet.
So what did I learn during my extremely high-tech and in-depth dive of the staying power of Peeps? Peeps can keep…for a very very long time! So, are you feeling melancholy that Peeps primary holiday is over a year away? Don’t. Head to your nearest drug store and buy a discounted box- they’ll keep, promise!













